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Is
there anyone in the world that does not love Oprah? She single
handedly lifts Americans out of the doldrums every day. As Mike
Moore says
"Oprah’s got good politics, she’s got a good heart, and she’ll have
us all up Jazzercising at six in the morning. That can't be a bad
thing, and reading a book while we’re Jazzercising."
A quote: "I have a lot of things to prove to myself. One
is that I can live my life fearlessly."
Her website
Draft Oprah for President - Mike Moore |
Oprah Winfrey
The real creator of the 'O' in omnipotent. |
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15.14% |
435 |
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Well
the world's richest person is a computer nerd, wouldn't it be cool
if the most powerful was an overweight (just slightly now!) Academy
Award winning nerd from Flint, Michigan. Mike Moore has done more
for America's misunderstood than just about anyone else, and how about
those stars and stripes with the matching jean and baseball hat
ensemble - now that's a real President, nothing fictitious here, and
think how much we'd save on spin doctors!
A quote: "Don't despair. Remember, the American people are
not that stupid. Sure, we can be frightened into a war, but we
always come around sooner or later -- and the one way this is NOT
like Vietnam is that it hasn't taken the public four long years to
figure out they were lied to."
His website
Mike Moore for President petition |
Michael Moore
Lovable Nerd who looks like getting
rid of Bush all by himself |
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45.69% |
1,313 |
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Go Dixie Chicks! Texas no longer needs
to be ashamed about George W. they have the Dixie Chicks and they
rock! And if they were president no one else would be pulling their strings
- they actually play their own
instruments.
A
quote: "I am
ashamed Bush is from Texas"
Their website |
Dixie Chicks
They're from Texas
surely that's enough! but as well as that they rock! |
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6.78% |
195 |
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Jon Stewart is the serious face of
American politics for those that think it can't be serious. His show
digs beyond the surface, makes insightful comment but then makes
like they haven't got a clue - anyway, the short story is we love
him. He'd be a great president because he'd laugh at half the
politicians that are there now and shame them into getting a real
job.
A
quote or two:
"We've got us a Democratic general!" he says, elated about
having Gen. Wesley Clark as his guest. "That's like a gay black
Republican."
"If
the event s of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that
the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us
American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only
Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
His website |
Jon Stewart
Weekly Daily Show, if he was Australian, he'd be a beer that you
can't put down and leaves you thinking you just got run
over. |
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32.39% |
931 |
